britni speers

[jock the boat]

is anibodi suprised that shes oot on the drink a the time shes fae weezhyana shes jst a big dirty rednexk blody confederates

[gizmo]

Poor effort Jock.... My boy is more irritating than you and he doesnt even try.....4/10 Must try harder.

[Buzz Lightyear]

a wina even gie him 4 oot a 10, he sno even worth it, pull the plug jock........... ure sunk!

[general jack o'niell]

i still don't, toot toot

[Pete Reek]

Thats naw very nice Mr Boat. Ah know shees been flashin her parteecyilur wee places tae thae paperarchies, but tha dusna make her a bad yin.

Ah think yir maybe lucky yir slaggin off rid necks fae the cumfurt o the Loch. Yi lakely wunna be sa quick wae yir tung if wan wis keekin at yi fae the top o the pier.