bloody dolphins

[Trapper]

Don't you think it's a sad indication of the way the world is when all that time and effort is going into try and save some dolphins when there are so many humans suffering all over the world!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6273867.stm

[Bobbie En Tejas]

A sadder indication of our times would be to lose compassion for suffering and dying, even if they aren't human. Do you think it would have been better for them to say, "no, we aren't saving them because there are suffering children in Africa"?

Is this a wind up?

[A Horse called Juan Face]

we should have no more of the dolphins are smarter than people carry on
after a way out was made for them and they didnt take it

duh

[Trapper]

Exactly juan. The dolphins put themselves there in the first place. Maybe they're part of some mad dolphin religious sect that is trying to commit mass suicide so they can go and live in outer space. They never thought of that before they started bangin thier bells and trying to get them back out to sea!

[Pete Reek]

Does the Big Man sittin up in the sky wae a they harp pleyurs roon aboot im no expect the semm good things fur dolphins an other animals as he expects for foak, even stervin weans?

Uf therrs a cleckin o eejuts wi boats burlin roon them nae wunner thur naw gan the wey thur expectit tae.

Ah mean its naw lake for example lookin at a wee screen on a watter taxi gan tae sey, Portavadie, an knowin exactly wherr yur gan.

Mind you, ahm naw a water baby so maybi I shouna sey hoot ah think.

[Annie]

Yeh, now! Sometimes when dolphins are sick, their sonar goes on the blink and they don't know where they are going... Bad Fish can back me up on this!

Geezabreak!

They are mammals, just like us. How about we dinna gee a crap aboot you when you got the flu??

[general jack o'niell]

see me?


see dolphins?


see me seeing dolphins?


see me at the sea seeing dolphins?


magic!!!!!