Welcome back ionnsaigh

[Sweltered]

Really, who do you think you are
Talking down to those from afar
In the city In the Drum
You must be "smokin" like a lum.

Think you're better than the rest
Sadly Tho' you'd fail the test
Marxist rantings do abound
Safe to say they are ill-found

Pay your poll tax like the rest
Oops you've failed another test
Talk of failings by those on high
but don't contribute, another lie

Can see right through you
don't dispair
"the whole o' Glesga" like the fair
Gangsters, robbers, Walter Mitty
Sure enough a, life real sh!tty

Gie's a break you nip my heid
Fooling no-one with your screed
once, just once please hear my call
you commie psuedo-intellectual

[Rumpole]

Oh bravo, sir!

A work of which the Bard himself would be proud.

[bill]

Reply Bill
It's no that ye wont - we know that ye cannae.

[Friend of Dorothy]

Congratulations to Ionnsaigh for 'coming out'.........ding dong the witch is dead.....

[John S]

sweltered is ionnsaigh

[Sweltered]

I've been insulted many times in the past John, THAT is by far the worst!

[ionnsaigh]

Well well I do declare
A sweaty spotty heid I fare
Screeching ranting pullin o hair
A tantrum tot - is something sair.

Think you better take a rest
You must be tired gettin aff yer chest
Capital crimes commit foul deed
You should repent before yer deid.

Ave never paid a never will
Cowards like you who pay the bill
Talk of greatness on foreign shore
Desertin the ship - tae become a yankee bore.

Try hard tae be a lot like me
Stay at hame no ooer the sea
The whole o Scotland an Kintyre
Spit oan England spit wae fire.

The sunstroke kid hot melted brain
Could it possibly be- yer quite insane
If that's the case the sun tae blame
American madman - noo that's a shame.

[ionnsaigh]

Oh bravo, sir!

A work of which the Bard himself would be proud.

Oh bravo sir - wit can a say
Tae suffer fools the English way
Yer law is crap yer value tae
Yer scales o justice eroded away

The auld bailey noo your so smug
You the cop we the mug
A wee wullie winkie in his night goon
Surely yer noo fae the bonny toon.

[Rumpole]

Surely yer noo fae the bonny toon.

Nor more than you are, me old luvvie, so what?

[ionnsaigh]

But I a Scot as the toon.

[Sweltered]

One attempt at verse is enough for me, suffice to say it would be cutting response, if I could be arsed. BTW hair's too short for pulling, as for greatness on a foreign shore, jealousy will get you nowhere. And yes, did desert a sinking ship, glad I did it too It's people like you that are swaying my decision on citizenship And as you prove time after time, post after post, America does NOT have the market in madmen cornered At least I can blame sunstroke, what's your excuse

[yosser]

New medication not agreeing with ya, Ionns?

[bill]

[ionnsaigh]

Oh look a nice wee dug
Grinnin there lookin smug
Tae masturbate in public view
Makes one wonder- the like o you.

[Ozzys Back]

Hey man. The dude in your picture. What's he doing with the hand we can't see?