Protest at Faslane on 6 March -against £25b spend on Trident

[Sweltered]

The early bird catches the worm, but who the hell likes worms.. ooch ooch..

But it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

Malky

And this is connected to the topic how?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

lol Malky, true!

[jester and the fool]

Ninja & Gizmo-both right on all counts.Personally i thought their Shore Patrol guys were bastards at times.As for tipping,they prefered to tip into lochs not ditches(Grand scale and all that).What did the U.S.N leave the people of Dunoon - NOWT.Do you know the story of the Rating and the animal!!

[bubbly jock]

Do you know the story of the Rating and the animal!!

No and I don't want to but.......I do know one shopkeeper that got so fed up with them that he put up

"IMMIGRANT WORKERS FROM THE COLONIES NOT WELCOME" sign.


bubbly

[bill]

Do you know the story of the Rating and the animal!!

NO....but I hope you are going to tell us.............please

[jester and the fool]

Weeeell,for bill,but not jock.Now when i heard this i thought yeh right,urban myth,however it was in the local paper,under the sheriff court!!
There used to be a dry dock & tenderfor the U.S.N in the Holy Loch.This was used for their nuke subs,which were a damn sight bigger than our own
Some crew accomodation was on ship,and they got shore leave,and they knew how to spend the money.
Anyway before Uncle Sam departed these fine shores an incident took place in a field belonging to a farmer who owned a farm called Ardna**m.This farm was literally just up the hill from where the liberty boats used to drop off.
Now said rating who came from New York state was on shore leave and was true to form getting blootered,hammered,a skin full,well jaked,pished,etc,you get the picture.Him and his buddies were passing the field when a something got his attention.One of his mates decided to help, the others left the scene.The animal was chased and caught by the less drunk one and between the two of them rendered the animal helpless.
The rating then had intercourse with said animal.
The sheep was found on its back a few hours later. The local polis together with the Military Polis did a fine job and the culprits were apprehended a few weeks later.
The rating was shipped out,the farmer paid compensation for his sheep and the whole thing was hushed up as much as possible,by the U.S.N.
The rating happened to be a coloured gentleman which raised a few laffs - black + sheep+family

[bill]

No doubt he had Welsh ancestors way baa.....ck

[bill]

Getting back to the subject of the original post....nuclear weapons

Today the Democratic People's Republic of Korea replied to America and China's condemnation of it's nuclear testing programme.............................

[petewick]

Getting back to the subject of the original post....nuclear weapons

Today the Democratic People's Republic of Korea replied to America and China's condemnation of it's nuclear testing programme.............................

Straight to the point Bill, combine that image with your avatar and you get conotations of another expression for "hurry up"!


petewick

[Tom B]

Congratulations to Alan Reid (Lib Dem MP for Argyll & Bute) for voting against the replacement of Trident.

http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/mp.php?id= ... #divisions

Thank you/well done to all who wrote to Alan Reid and asking him to vote this way.

[ionnsaigh]

Well done the lib-dem
standin up showin them
Alan wants yer vote- nae joke
alas still nae boat
vote vote vote
tae hif yer say
anither day
vote fur me
am the best
vote fur me
forget the rest
health work homes education
stand up Kintyre
ye are a nation
Stick yer vote
stuck in throat
don't vote.

[WLB123]

Weeeell,for bill,but not jock.Now when i heard this i thought yeh right,urban myth,however it was in the local paper,under the sheriff court!!
There used to be a dry dock & tenderfor the U.S.N in the Holy Loch.This was used for their nuke subs,which were a damn sight bigger than our own
Some crew accomodation was on ship,and they got shore leave,and they knew how to spend the money.
Anyway before Uncle Sam departed these fine shores an incident took place in a field belonging to a farmer who owned a farm called Ardna**m.This farm was literally just up the hill from where the liberty boats used to drop off.
Now said rating who came from New York state was on shore leave and was true to form getting blootered,hammered,a skin full,well jaked,pished,etc,you get the picture.Him and his buddies were passing the field when a something got his attention.One of his mates decided to help, the others left the scene.The animal was chased and caught by the less drunk one and between the two of them rendered the animal helpless.
The rating then had intercourse with said animal.
The sheep was found on its back a few hours later. The local polis together with the Military Polis did a fine job and the culprits were apprehended a few weeks later.
The rating was shipped out,the farmer paid compensation for his sheep and the whole thing was hushed up as much as possible,by the U.S.N.
The rating happened to be a coloured gentleman which raised a few laffs - black + sheep+family

Total and complete fabrication. This BS should be posted right next to the old moronic claims that sailors tracked nuclear waste ashore on their shoes and that the fish glowed in the night in Holy Loch from it. Total cod's wallop!!
And FYI, Ardanadam pier was at Sandbank next to Dunoon, not on any farm Jock.
I was there, I know. Where were you?

[petewick]

Nae smoke withoot fire.

[ionnsaigh]

Nae watter withoot the well.

[bill]

I remember the first year after I arrived in Corby there was a guy in court in Kettering for interfering with sheep.
I kept the news cutting in my wallet for years after,so that any time I got the usual sheep sh*****s Scottish comments I would just show the newspaper clipping.Was very few Scots in Kettering,so it was most probable he was English,that always shut them up.