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[Beachcomber]

Just out of interest, Ionnsaigh, have you ever lived under a communist regime?

[Friend of Dorothy]

Indeed he has not! He lives under a man wae a wooden leg and the wan above that has the keys tae the close. Poor Ionnsaigh, it's a hard life.

[Sheik Yir Erse]

Annie - surely you could have at least tried to pass of the Wikipedia entry as your own research and findings

[ionnsaigh]

Rid Road,
It must be nearly spring time, awe the wee fluers are commin up, a kin jist see them fae up here. Wee colors bringing some faint distant glimmer o hope, set amongst these giant monuments to architectural neglect, sixties monoliths, that stand in condemnation. Mrs Wilson was saying tae the wife that their wiz anothur murder last night, a tell ye a don't know wits happenin, in this blidy place. Wan o the asylum seekers fae up the next block. A wee boy only sixteen stabbed in the heid, Auld Mrs Wilson says there is blood awe ooer the place. The polis come up, dae the business an take aff. Maist o them treat the people with utter contempt. Am tellin ye man am feckin had it way up here. We seem tae be gettin alang wa oor new neighboors. the weans are really nice , a wee bit shy, bit nice if ye know wit a mean, they shits acroos the landin hate them , don't even look the road there oan. Wi hiv some auld weans books in the hoose am gonnae go ooer the night wae them, see wit happens.

[Annie]

Sheik Yir Erse Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject:

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Annie - surely you could have at least tried to pass of the Wikipedia entry as your own research and findings

Naw, Bobbie would know it wisna me and enywiz, ahm no thet clever!!!!!!!!

[ionnsaigh]

Rid road,
Awe the wee burds ur busy the noo, a kin hear them singing away like lintys . A took ooer the books fur the weans an the new people welcomed me in the hoose. They hivnae goat much ataw the hoose hisnae any finery if you no wit a mean, the weans hid big smiles oan their faces, aye they ur nice. Ali Abubakar is the man's name, he wiz sayin that he heard that the immigration had battered down some wanes door at six in the mornin, an they wur worried. Wit can ye say.

[petewick]

Indeed he has not! He lives under a man wae a wooden leg and the wan above that has the keys tae the close. Poor Ionnsaigh, it's a hard life.

Could be worse, he could be livin' under two newly wed skeletons wi' a bed withoot a matress!



petewick

[ionnsaigh]

Ave a bone tae pick wae you

[petewick]

Don't get too rattled, thought it was a bit of a rib tickler myself

[ionnsaigh]

Aye if yer bone idle

[ionnsaigh]

Rid road,
That's the weekend ooer way, see the amount o Irish flags up here its gettin like Roystonhill, och well better than Union Jack's a suppose. The wife wiz hifin a wee blethir, way a wumin fae up the next block, she wiz sayin that there's gonnae be a demonstration oan Munday at wane o the immagration centre's, wait an see wit happens.
Ma day's of protestin are ooer way, gettin banged up fur seven ooer's isnae fur me any mair.

Cannae wait fur the better weathir tae cum, the cloaks went oan at the weekend, lite tae eight o clook last night.
o that reminds me, a hif tae go tae the pawn this mornin, bliddy suit spends mair time in the pawn, but we need the fifteen quid.