by general jack o'niell » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:24 pm
who said anything about him having taste? his taste has always been firmly in his butt, his delivery stilted, his laugh annoying, his beard? beardy, his dress sense? 70's, his manner patronising, even the way he walks, i'll think of something, give me a minute, mincing? no, not mincing? bandy legged? no not that either, och well i'm sure theres something.
i'm going to step over the threshold for first time in over three years to find out when he's on next, i can't keep missing him like this, not the man that makes pink floyd even more boring, the man that turn music fans away from led zep in their droves, a man that can spend a whole weekend at a music festival and still appear remarkably sober despite never being seen without a six pack (of beer, you didn't think? no your not that daft) then leave before his beloved wishbone ash came on. i think he even invented the term MILF in his youth, i'm saying nothing!!!! the original ligger who coined the phrase "wheres the party?"
i want to show him a cutting i found from the judges column from an old sunday mail, from 1978, the story used to amuse him. belated happy birthday RD who'd have thought it 54 eh!!!! 53? 55? 52?