Notes from a small Island by Bill Bryson

by **The Elusive Mr D.** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:43 pm

Who's Jack :?:

And why should I care? Fleetwood Mac are ok in small doses, but so is medicine! Saw a feature on John Mayall the other night with all sorts of blues luminaries like Mick Fleetwood , John McVie, Eric Clapton etc. Mr Mayall is now such a part of the Establishment he gets presented to royalty :shock:

My next show should be after midnight on Thursday 10th May( which is really Friday 11th May for all you pedants out there) :wink:

If you have any requests I'll do my best to play them, IF I like 'em. The usual suggestions like "get off" or "shut up" will be ignored

Ohmigod, I'm starting to sound like the general :roll:

by **general jack o'niell** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:42 pm

never did, never will do!!!!

in the words of the late joey ramone "you don't come close"

or was it gabba gabba we salute you? no it was "i want to be sedated"

HEY HO LETS GO!!!!

by **general jack o'niell** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:07 pm

kill the thread update, tho nobody will read this as i've already killed it.

theres nine on this page alone, plus one from sweltered

wha's laik us?

by **The Elusive Mr D.** » Tue May 01, 2007 4:15 pm

i can't make it on the 10th/11th so you'll just have to wait a while longer for my dulcet tones. And as for sounding like the general, WHO WOULD WANT TO???? :lol:

Other than the original, off course, and he usually is :wink:

by **general jack o'niell** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:02 pm

methinks thou dost protest too much!!!!

that takes years of practice and a devil may care don't give a for instance attitude, just like a da vinci painting, or ronaldo with a ball at his feet, it might look easy but only a true master can accomplish such a feat while making it up as he goes along, ask the sports show?

oh did you see that wee fly dig, john knows the truth, i hope? or maybe not since he gets my sister mixed up with my brothers.

as for dulcet? more like duvet, sounds as if it's coming from under a blanket, repetative scratching sound, you'll go blind you know and yes that is hairs on the palm of your hands.

that was lost on one not worthy of scorn, well maybe a wee bit, can't be seen to be going soft, hence the duvet, god i'm starting to sound like wee willie knox

NURSE!!!!!!

by **general jack o'niell** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:45 pm

forgot i saw subject of this thread on telly this morning when asked what he would do if he was driving in the countryside and the car in front threw rubbish out the window

"would you stop and pick it up?

"would you peep your horn?"

"no!! i'd shoot them!!"

i forgive him all

Notes from a small Island by Bill Bryson

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