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Postby The Hitman » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:33 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:
if i see anyone at this dance and don't speak it will be because i'm in disguise?????


i'll be standing at the back of the hall wearing brown brogues, a pringle jumper, faded cords and with my thumbs in my front pockets, rocking slowly back and forth on the balls of my feet, sighing and occasionlly saying "aye", think i'll go lie out in the garden to get the proper ruddy fizzog to complete the disguise.


General, are you suggesting you will be disguising yourself as a country bumpkin?? Where's the straw for between the teeth?
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Postby general jack o'niell » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:39 pm

country bumpkin indeed

the 4th gen will be deeply offended, theres no need for offending fancy titles

down here we call them fermers
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Postby sniper » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:00 pm

if i see anyone at this dance and don't speak it will be because i'm in disguise?????


i'll be standing at the back of the hall wearing brown brogues, a pringle jumper, faded cords and with my thumbs in my front pockets, rocking slowly back and forth on the balls of my feet, sighing and occasionlly saying "aye", think i'll go lie out in the garden to get the proper ruddy fizzog to complete the disguise.[/quote]


Thank god general you do own decent clothes after all and here was me thinking you clothes shopped at fancy dress outfitters
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Postby general jack o'niell » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:12 pm

no, i'm similiar to you in that sense, with me its my wife buys my clothes, with you? probably still your mother
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Postby sniper » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:26 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:no, i'm similiar to you in that sense, with me its my wife buys my clothes, with you? probably still your mother





Well its defo not your wife! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and my mother passed many years ago :(
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Postby general jack o'niell » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:33 pm

ok for comedy effect is was thus, i honestly can't remember the last time i bought any, except a ramones tshirt i bought at the world pipeband championships two years ago, i must have more tshirts than a chairman of a radio station, in fact i still wear my KCR t shirt with pride.

make it denim and no more than £10, my only remit when buying clothes. those trainers are nine years old, i do have an actual red pair but that means going into a cupboard in my room where my footwear lives, i never venture in there unless someone has died, i wear my black pumas for that.
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Postby general jack o'niell » Tue May 01, 2007 3:45 pm

you should all be ashamed of yourself, ruining the man's thread with your silly antics, now since my last post killed this thread nobody will read this warning, so you'll never learn, thats how i learned, by never reading anything
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Postby general jack o'niell » Thu May 03, 2007 3:09 pm

breaking news!!!

for everyone that said i wouldn't go?

your all correct, not my doing, so enjoy yourselves and i'll maybe catch jamie and colin next time
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