i understood the aged, smoking, drinking, guzzling bit, you lost me when you got to the ex bit, still one out of four aint bad, yes i do smoke, and anyway i did say i'd probably put on more than you, by my reckoning its about six stone since we last played together, most of that is in brain density, no that doesn't sound right, open to missinterrpretation, i meant i have a very heavy brain, it's just that i keep it just above my waistline.
anyway you'll aye be wee jamie in his county storemans broon jaicket
oh and put me doon to front the has beens band, i had an offer from the "never weres" but i told jim swan i wisnae interested


