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by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:44 pm

Anything I do, someone always does it after me, I bet someone will post on this topic after me! Boo hoo!

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:46 pm

its naw often your right, but your right!!!!

by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:00 pm

It's naw often yer no right but yer left!

by **sconeface** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:02 pm

smelly trousers

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:02 pm

My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:13 pm

anything will do

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:15 pm

Crimson flames tied through my ears
Throwin' high and mighty traps
Countless fire and flaming road
Using ideas as my maps
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I
Proud 'neath heated brow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth
"Rip down all hate," I screamed
Lies that life is black and white
Spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic flanks of musketeers
Foundation deep, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand
At the mongrel dogs who teach
Fearing not I'd become my enemy
In the instant that I preach
My pathway led by confusion boats
Mutiny from stern to bow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

by **sconeface** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:24 pm

my wee dog needs a pee, squeeze it's belly

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:30 pm

after your mooths been at it?

no chance!!!!

by **bill** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:31 pm

1, 2, 3, 4 telegraph poles,
Standing on the cold black road.
The night is fading into morning,
Give us a drop of your sweet poitín.

by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:39 pm

Limerick, Lime Rick Anything to do with the Shawaddy waddy!

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:54 pm

take your stuck on step 1?

by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Your on the Carpet!

by **sconeface** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:56 pm

is the dale a nice place to visit?

by **The Hitman** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:58 pm

Lovely - all ye need is your passport!

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