Win two tickets to see the Saw Doctors in Campbeltown-Winner

[general jack o'niell]

its a fix, who would ever name their child cecile, thats a made up name, especially with the "E" stuck on the end, obviously multi thingymaboabandajiggerypockery the hitman demands a stewards enquiry.

here's how it goes, hitman goes to vic door "can i get in?" steward replies "no, bugger off!!"

[sconeface]

so you think that she's a he?
didn't want to go anyway - don't like saw doctors - so there

[jane59]

Well anything exciting happen when I was away ?

[general jack o'niell]

are we still talking about the saw docs or are we discussing the works of ray davies?

never crossed my mind that it might be cecile and not cecile, thats different, its so hard to tell nowadays with these young people with their long hair and funny clothes

[jane59]

OMG

Cecile has won the Golden tickets ......congratulations ,well done for sticking in there .....


















kid on Cecile....enjoy your night out with the doctors

[bill]

RAY DAVIES.....PURE GENIUS

[general jack o'niell]

aye runrig replaced donnie munro with a guy from cape breton who wasn't a patch on cammie campbell, donnie munro unsuccessfully tried to stand for parliament, let me see? oh he made a complete balls of singing the anthem at a scotland match, the old queen died, oh sorry, danny la rue is not well, eh? we had a good laugh at the world cup when england got knocked out, the ferry is back according to the map of scotland the sunday mail gave away last week, anything else? help me here, oh yes, eurovision was sh!te, xmas came and went, several times, just the usual, family round, bugger off home you lot i'm sick of the sight of yis all, i had a birthday, i know, another one, not getting any younger, but then who is, you think? i'm growing it, looks ok i guess!!!

got up this morning put on my new shoes, no that wasn't me, that was paulo nutinni, oh i bought two guitar leads 15ft only £2 each, yes it is a bargain, set of bass strings too, only £7, wanted a harmonica but he only had them in C, they don't play so well after they get wet like that. apart from that. oh SNP won the election, i, i bet he was greeting, apart from that, no, nothings been happening, what about yourself

dont answer that last bit, it was rhetorical, ask anybody, i don't care!!!!!

[general jack o'niell]

good for you bill, i never thought i would meet anyone with such a highly developed taste in music as my own on this forum.

and you know what? i was right!!!!!!

[bill]

Pity his brother Dave is'nt keeping so well ,otherwise there might be a reunion on the go.

[bill]

I think your taste in music was taken Hostage and never released

[Cecile]

OMG

Cecile has won the Golden tickets ......congratulations ,well done for sticking in there .....

Thanks jane59.......I'm sure I will have a good night!!

[general jack o'niell]

my taste like my knowledge nows no bounds, we once ran a competition on the radio where listeners were asked to send in their top ten, i asked all the presenters for theirs too, most of the presenters had theirs well in time as did the many that entered, myself and elusive dr D managed to get our list down under two hundred, i think i eventually narrowed it down to about 120+ but no lower, it's impossible for anyone with any musical taste to say, right this is my ten favourite songs of all time, if you can then you have no real taste, that was about five years ago and i've got at least another dozen or more that have been written since then plus maybe forty or so that i'd never heard before or forgotten all about, so my list is back up to over 200 again.

if i ever do get it down to ten they'll be playing it at my funeral, and i wouldn't be surprised if i sat up halfway thru and cried "i've changed my mind!!"

[The Hitman]

its a fix, who would ever name their child cecile, thats a made up name, especially with the "E" stuck on the end, obviously multi thingymaboabandajiggerypockery the hitman demands a stewards enquiry.

here's how it goes, hitman goes to vic door "can i get in?" steward replies "no, beggar off!!"

Here's how it really goes, General goes to the Vic Door "Can I get in?" Steward replies "This ain't no fish market or a fancy dress party, so take your roody poo candy @ss elsewhere hippy!"

P.S. I already have 4 tickets.

P.P.S. An your no gettin any!!

[general jack o'niell]

ppps. i was offered two last week and refused them, and pppps. your obviously a wrestling fan with your rock analogies, so you must have been at the show in the vic a few years ago where i had a tribe of kids all armed with posters i'd made for them, my personal fav was the rock one "can you smell what the royal is cooking?"

tho i'm a mick foley/ dude love/ cactus jack fan myself and anyway the saw doctors only agreed to play the vic cos they heard that campbeltown was where i was born, the boys being longtime fans and all

and thats a wrap

a hay wrap

[The Hitman]

Better ask Cousin Andra, (my own wee fictional character I laugh at when making a fool of fermers). I have pictured him being a God type character with a checked shirt, cords welly boots and a piece of straw hingin oot his mooth!! AYE, AYE AYE AYE!!