by general jack o'niell » Sat May 26, 2007 9:57 pm
can't say it bothers me, don't see what the fuss is about, think i've maybe mentioned on more than a few occasions that i live in limecraigs, did i mention it was No.38?
did i mention that if i was ever really annoyed enough about anything i wouldn't be telling anyone on here, i'd be snapping an odd neck or two, you can take that to the bank and cash it
oh and since everyone now knows my address theres no excuse for not sending me a wee card with a tenner in it for my birthday, might as well give you that info as well, don't worry it's not till the 18th july, me and nelson and nick and vin and bruce and stewart west (whatever happened to him? haven't seen him in years) usually do something on the day, not together of course since we don't know each other, but i'm pretty sure we do something, except for me of course cos i'm still betting that i'm in a coma and dreaming all this and that none of you exist, your all figments of my imagination, but you'd think i'd have made some of you intelligent? obviously not, but then i'm in a coma, am i still in the seventies or was that a dream?
why am i asking you? you don't exist!!!!!