General Jack Oneil thread

[bill]

One more episode of "The Sopranos" and Big Tony will be no more

I wonder if he will return here ??

[general jack o'niell]

i recorded it on sky+ and was sitting watching it at 3am this morning when it stopped just after tony and paulie entered the safe house, wotthufeck?

did i miss something important? it wasn't a good night for me, first silvio gets it (he'll just have to stick to playing with the E street band now) then after it stopped before the end i watched a recording of tuesdays CSI Miami and Delko gets it, luckily they managed to restart his heart and horatio got his man, but it was touch and go for a while. of course by this time it was the back of 6am so not worth going to bed, then i couldn't get my flu jab cos i'm on antibiotics, so i just spent half an hour shouting down a phone at asda over a washing machine that took ten days to arrive, worked for two days before breaking down, its been another week before i could get a date for a replacement which won't be till 5th nov. add in the carriers telling porkies to hoover and asda and its been a perfect day.

i just love it when i can vent a bit, my new word for this week is compensation, word of advice if you deal with public, don't lie over the phone to someone with a photographic memory, i'll throw every word back at you, good word compensation.

oh and big tony has long since forgot his password, you could say he "forgot about it!!!!"

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Tony forgot the code! Doesn't he have people who are supposed to take care of such things? Send Luigi.

[general jack o'niell]

don't have a luigi, i gave it to paulie walnuts but his tourettes is affecting his memory so he too "forgottaboutit!!"

[Annie]

General you are too funny! Where the hell did you get Pauly Walnuts from? Or am I daft, and missing something from the Sopranos? (No surprise there eh?)

[general jack o'niell]

the wee fidgety guy with the hairdo that looks like a badger is called paulie walnuts, can't remember his proper second name but i'm sure some smartarse will google it for you

sweltered is my paulie "walnuts", it is a few years since i last saw him after a swim in the cold tangy waters but i'm sure i'm right

[bill]

Smart arse here

It is Paulie Gualtieri

[general jack o'niell]

thats it, i remember his auld dears funeral, was her name no belgrano?

[Pete Reek]

thats it, i remember his auld dears funeral, was her name no belgrano?

That is so cool G.J.

[bill]

Do'nt get it unles it's to do with the General Belgrano

[Pete Reek]

The Argentine military man Gaultieri was involved in the Falklands, and the Belgrano was blootered oot the watter.

For christ sake Bill, stop worryin aboot gettin a ferry tae take yi tae the toon, an concentrate. By the way, thats naw jeest sumthin yi add watter tae tae make a drink.

[general jack o'niell]

ssshhhhhhh, he's not a young man you know, the memory is failing him, not as quick on the uptake as he once was, sorry that i don't have letters big enough to signpost things, maybe i should stick a wee smiley face before and after the punchlines?

mind you, he's not alone there, but does he ever complain? naw, not the bill fla, just tuck his tartan travel blanket in roon him and off he'll go, never misses his wee nap in the afternoon, as soon as the theme music from the dinnertime neighbours starts playing he's in the land of nod, where george was innocent and you could get fower packets oh crisps for a shillin

[Pete Reek]

Have you managed to eyeball the Bill fella yet GJ?
I asked one of the Cal-Mac crew to send out an alert if he got to the Portavadie Ferry, but hee haw arrived, so I'm not sure he's here yet.

[general jack o'niell]

haven't been further than the side of the hoose since i was oot at the chemists on wednesday cos they'd given me the wrong pills, too busy with my daily routine, paint for an hour, lie doon for two, paint for an hour, lie doon for three, kids come home, school blether, make tea, fall asleep reading the paper, watch the one show, wish i was still sleeping, then sit with remote for rest of the night trying to decide wether to watch CSI and record law and order, or the other way round, bed at 3.30am, then back up at 6am to watch studio 60 on the sunset strip before breakfast. sundays are worse cos then i've 11hrs of NFL action to sit thru so 3.30am becomes 4.30am, i am an advocate of the kieth richards philosophy, "it's hardly worth going to bed now!!!"

[Pete Reek]

He certainly looks like he has enjoyed life, has Mr.Richards.
Mind you, he isn't a scone from yesterdays baking, but even so, that wrinkled old kisser of his must have a few stories to tell.