1 word, 5 words, poems

[Bobbie En Tejas]

You hate it because you want to reply to every 5 word post with a 500 word one! I remember Bubbly always complaining about people posting one liners. Used to make me laugh because sometimes people can actually say 500 words in 5!

[bill]

Aye,ye're naw wrang there Bobbie

[Pete Reek]

Why bother coming out of Stargate
If you don't like what you see
So pop back in and lock the door
And lose the bloody key

[Ninja Mania]

Oh com on Pete,,,, thats a little bitchy.
Sometimes the Generals feet get itchy.
So out he comes too view these posts.
And annoy the ones, who annoy him most.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Oh petey, petey, petey.
You are telling him to move his feety
and go back to where he came from.
Its not the stargate from wence he came
Its not the 1- and 5-word game
Its the forum, the one and same
Where his wit should be used some.

(I would feel really bad about posting such an awful poem if it weren't for the fact that I've read the other poems on the forum :lol: )

[Ninja Mania]

Its not bad Bobbie, you tried your bit.
Just like you said, your poems are shit.
Your needing taught, too reach your peak.
You need a teacher, like Pete Reek.

[Pete Reek]

Oh come on guys, it's just a joke
It's merely what this young fla thinks
But it looks like what you're saying is
What I'm writing really stinks

I suppose as Stargate members
You must be seen to give support
If you don't then I've heard the punishment
Is being barred from the "big boys" fort

Then Mien General and his bodyguard
Will jump on you from a great height
And before you can even blink an eye
You're up to your neck in ? well, something!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

[bill]

Aye "The Courier" cannae hold a candle tae "The Forum" crew.

[Ship called Dignity]

Do these threads belong in here?

More like House of fun????

Perhaps you have been unduly influenced by another thread.

Actually no but it did remind me.

Ach, I suppose it is something for everyone which counts.

As the Laird would say "Carry on!"

Regards

[general jack o'niell]

i've turnt my back and look wots done

pete, i can take a joke, unlike someone!!

i don't mean you so rest yer haun

or rise and get anuther can

it must be drink that made you chuckle

its no yir verse, cos thats naw subtle

its not my "hoose" which you malign

if your a good boy, you'll get in, in time

we'll need to know your non de plume

is not what your called in your living room

we don't laik strangers lurkin there

if you take bill's seat, he'll just go spare

and don't put admins names in posts

or else your xmas card will get loast

and then you'll get a rubber ear

when yours has dined with his auld dear

i'm sayin nowt, of that, no fear

you'll notice this things getting wee'r

theres only us that keeps it gan

theres you and me and another wan

or two, or three or maybe four

the rest all headed for the door

they coona keep up wae the pace

each comment flung back in their face

so don't malign us with such haste

or else dear pete reek

"watch this space!!!!"

[Pete Reek]

Dare I say "Touche"?

[ionnsaigh]

Naw - Touche has equal connotations - that wisnae equal - that wis murder.

[Pete Reek]

Aw heh cmon Insane, the poor owld General hase a hoorafa loat on iz mind eenoo. Hoot wi iz ain threed an keepin droll yins oot o his particular wee place.Then therrs a the posts he hase tae write tae keep this place tikkin ower.
Uf the big Lergiesider wuz geein him money for ah thase posts, he wud hafe tae sell the ferm tae pey um

So cut um a wee bit o slack for christs sekk. While yur at it, cut im a slice o loaf an a dollop o cheese an thatull keep um kwett for a wee while or two.

Ahll maybi see yi the morra.

[ionnsaigh]

Pete Reek, a wid cut him a slice o breid - nae Campbeltown cheese left noo - hur indoors ate it awe.
this is the morra.