General Jack Oneil thread

[Bitter End]

Aye ask mr R aboot the time Gram Parsons steyed wi him oan the banks o the Mediteranean, thets a richt wild wan

[Pete Reek]

Dae yi think this is the right place tae tell uvvriboady aboot it Mr.End?

[Bitter End]

they cin dae ther ane research then!

[Pete Reek]

Aye, an quite right too good sir.

They would just sit and let you do all the finding out for them. Much like the guy who's mum asked him if it was raining. "Shout the dog in and see if it's wet" was his reply.

Or how about: "Could you move my feet away from the fire a wee bit, they're burning"?

[Bitter End]

If it wis an antipodean dug wid ye hiv tae pit yer haun oan its belly tae ken if it wis wet ?

[general jack o'niell]

i'm confused, is it bill or keith richards you are talking about? if its bill, i saw him yesterday, see!!! some fowk are no scared to come to my door, not saying he'll ever come back mind, but the once was better than nothing.

as for Mr. R as you call him, he disnae write, he disnae phone, not a meowt oot him for ages, last time was when johnny depp claimed that he based captain jack sparrow on him, he laughed when he said that little did depp know, but he'd based his look on me, i just told him he was drunk, he was obviously mistaking me for the prunes he has for breakfast to keep him regular, well he does look more like a prune than ever he resembled me, the very notion!!! but then he did tell me not to stand too close to mick, he claimed i made him look fat, we were both a lot younger then and pete docherty was still sh!ting yellow!!!

[Pete Reek]

Hoot dae yi mean "Pete Docherty wasstill shiting yellow. Is he naw geein it laldy yut wi ah the stuff hees supposed tae sook in an blow oot.

So yi had a veesit fae "oor Wullie" yusturdi Gen! Sumbdi told me therr wuz a big broon cloud hingin ower that side o the toon right enuff.
Nae doot therr wuz a loat o gastric inspired verbals gan on, hence the broon cloud. ( That wee hence wuz sittin on the keyboard for aboot a foartnight, an ah wuz seek lookin at it, thats how ah used it)

So you an oor Mr.Richards ur two peas in a pod on the looks side o things, eh? Canna see it misell General.
Ah mean, hees ah wrinkled, an yoov got the complexyun o a peach, ya wee beauty yi. In fact, uf it wuzna for how yi looked, yi cood be caad hansum.
Oh Christ-- ah think ahm ganti be seek noo.

Hoot times the kettle usually on Mr.Military?

[general jack o'niell]

its never off the boil, i'll naw have it said i discriminate, i'll tell anybody hat knocks on my door to frick off, theres nae favourites wae me, i'm naw a prat ye know!!!!

[Annie]

Prat! There's that word again!