The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

[Pete Reek]

et

[linda_j]

so lets keep writing the pun

[ionnsaigh]

Pun married fun
weans bun dun
dun fun bun pun
pun an bun had some fun
fun an dun liked a pun
Mr Pun Mrs Fun
then the weans
dun an bun

[ionnsaigh]

A thousand posts - wits wrang wae me
time too much - wits wrang wae me
wits wrang wae me - a thousand posts
a thousand posts - wits wrang wae me.

[bill]

Whit's wrang wi' you?
It's easy to see
you're red white n' blue thru n thru
Aye yer' our own weeeeeee c

[linda_j]

well done to thee

[ionnsaigh]

Bill an Linda - a give ye thanks
this the place to enjoy some pranks
my posts have reached a high rank
G W Bush - well he's a yank

[linda_j]

G W Bush - well he's a yank

He'll make you walk the plank

[ionnsaigh]

Yank he is - an Bobbie tae
mer a ah difference between Forth an Tay
at least oor Bobbie - his somethin tae say
my favourite yank - a hiv tae say.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

awww

[ionnsaigh]

See how I can be quite nice
not grumpy nor crabbit - a nice wee man
we al see - wee c - attack
if ye happen tae be a capitalist
watch yer face - heid and back

[linda_j]

cos you will be on the rack

[ionnsaigh]

Supermarket rack - two a penny
three for two - waiting for you
buy another - crisps and Irn Bru
seductive music - subliminal suggestion - sweet senses
frantic folk - off their trolley - here the race - shoppers folly
buy buy buy - here take this - try try try - buy buy buy
come along join the queue - wait forever - you the buyer butcher baker
Asda village mentality - a mediocre mob - buying bargain - they have to rob
psychological plans plunder - poor plod pleb
ever wonder why weans greet in supermarkets

[linda_j]

soon learned not to take them along

[ionnsaigh]

leave hunger at the door
have your dinner
before hitting floor
supermarket weans - such a bore