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Postby bill » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:10 pm

gizmo wrote:good fine for even a first offence, say £100, £1,000 for a second and the dog destroyed and six months jail for a third, three sh!tes and your out!!!!!

If the dog was destroyed after the second offence the owner must have done the 3rd dirty deed themselves... These people should be ashamed of themselves have they no common decency surely they could have waited till they got home... Sometimes I despair.... :twisted: I bet you they are bloody smokers as well, flinging their dogends all over the place... Ba$tards.



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Postby Annie » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:01 am

Bloody hell Gizmo! It that naw a wee bit harsh. Putting the dug doon! Put the owner in jail and then make him do community service and pick up all the dog doo in Kinloch Park or the dual carraigway or somewhere!

Dinna put doon the wee dug, its naw his fault his mental owner dinna pick up the doo! Its naw like they have toilets.

Naw wait, was there naw a dog toilet at one of the wee parks in the toon???

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Postby general jack o'niell » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:06 am

i've changed my mind, i'd shoot people that couldn't read and understand a sentence just because it had an "and" in it rather than a fullstop or comma, this is a new subtext, as is this, this too, and this one also because its seperated by a comma. new sentence, oops missed capital, punishment for those that let their dog foul, for the dog, not the owner.

yes there used to be dog toilets, milldam and kinloch green, think there might have been others too, small kids played in the sand, re were bins too in recent times but vandals liked to destroy them, especially the one on stewart green, probably offspring of stupid dog owners, the owners being stupid, not the dogs gizmo and yes she is home were the curtains twitching? she is delighted with the cupboard, who wouldn't be?

bring back the dug license, make it £100, that might dissuade the less careful types from owning a dug, and no theres no dispensation for the oldies, its a dog or food and heat, you can't have both.
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Postby bill » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:24 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:bring back the dug license, make it £100, that might dissuade the less careful types from owning a dug, and no theres no dispensation for the oldies, its a dog or food and heat, you can't have both.


Could always train the dog to lie across your feet while you sit watching t/v,therefore saving on having to switch the fire on.A companion and a foot warmer 8) :lol:
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Postby Annie » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:44 pm

I think to dog license idea is great. You have to have a license for a dog and/or a cat here!
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Postby general jack o'niell » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:55 pm

this being oscars week i've seen some right american dogs on the telly, you should certainly have a license to keep one of them!!
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Dog Owners who think everyone loves dogs

Postby Jock Strap » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:06 pm

Why do dog owners think that everyone loves dogs?

There are many people who simply don't like dogs and those who are simply afraid of them. Why then, do dog owners insist in letting their dogs come up to you, jump on you and worst of all sniff yer nether regions! :? :evil:
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Re: Dog Owners who think everyone loves dogs

Postby Campbell A » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:04 pm

Jock Strap wrote:Why do dog owners think that everyone loves dogs?

There are many people who simply don't like dogs and those who are simply afraid of them. Why then, do dog owners insist in letting their dogs come up to you, jump on you and worst of all sniff yer nether regions! :? :evil:


Cos your nether regions smell like a female dog lookin for a good time obviously :roll:
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Postby Sweltered » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:22 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:this being oscars week i've seen some right american dogs on the telly, you should certainly have a license to keep one of them!!



Strangely enough, whilst at Busch Gardens a couple of weeks ago, we were playing spot the Brit, it was quite easy as they all looked like they came from Pasco County (think Deliverance)
OOH did they knock down McCaigs folly.....
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Re: Dog Owners who think everyone loves dogs

Postby spangles » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:47 pm

Jock Strap wrote:Why do dog owners think that everyone loves dogs?

There are many people who simply don't like dogs and those who are simply afraid of them. Why then, do dog owners insist in letting their dogs come up to you, jump on you and worst of all sniff yer nether regions! :? :evil:


As a dog owner I completely agree with you. Imagine a dog jumping up and licking your face after it's tongue has been up its own erse, or worse, covered in debris from someones Jock Strap.

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Re: Dog Owners who think everyone loves dogs

Postby Jock Strap » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:47 pm

Campbell A wrote:
Jock Strap wrote:Why do dog owners think that everyone loves dogs?

There are many people who simply don't like dogs and those who are simply afraid of them. Why then, do dog owners insist in letting their dogs come up to you, jump on you and worst of all sniff yer nether regions! :? :evil:


Cos your nether regions smell like a female dog lookin for a good time obviously :roll:


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spangles wrote:
Jock Strap wrote:Why do dog owners think that everyone loves dogs?

There are many people who simply don't like dogs and those who are simply afraid of them. Why then, do dog owners insist in letting their dogs come up to you, jump on you and worst of all sniff yer nether regions! :? :evil:


As a dog owner I completely agree with you. Imagine a dog jumping up and licking your face after it's tongue has been up its own erse, or worse, covered in debris from someones Jock Strap.

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Knew you would respond to that Spangles - exactly the point! :lol: I suspect the worse bit is someone else's arse? Suppose there are a few on here that would make good dogs! :lol: :wink:
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Postby elainemck » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:47 pm

If there is a dog warden/fines for dog fouling - come up Knockscalbert Way (Spam Valley ;)) as I'm continually having to pick up dog mess from in front of my house due to inconsiderate dog owners. It's just not nice!
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Postby Katfer » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:03 pm

Tomaig Road is just as bad i think. Some dog owners seem to think it's ok to let their dog poo in our driveway and on the pavement outside our house. I also see many dog owners who walk up past our house with poo bags, pick up their dog poo and then chuck the filled poo bag in the grass verge - what was the point of picking up the poo in the first place??
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Postby Beachcomber » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:16 pm

elainemck wrote:If there is a dog warden/fines for dog fouling - come up Knockscalbert Way (Spam Valley ;)) as I'm continually having to pick up dog mess from in front of my house due to inconsiderate dog owners. It's just not nice!

Trouble is, it's not a revenue-generating activity so the councils don't put much priority on it.

I dread to think how many square miles our local warden is expected to cover.
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Postby Ileach B » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:21 pm

Katfer wrote:Tomaig Road is just as bad i think. Some dog owners seem to think it's ok to let their dog poo in our driveway and on the pavement outside our house. I also see many dog owners who walk up past our house with poo bags, pick up their dog poo and then chuck the filled poo bag in the grass verge - what was the point of picking up the poo in the first place??


Totally agree, the mess is a joke on the pavement up here! Trying to dodge them with a buggy isn't easy! Or it's the kids running through it!
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