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Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Govangirl » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:49 pm

Now, I tend to get a load of guff e-mailed to me but today's message really took the biscuit: Would I be interested in either taking part in, or starting in my town, a naked bike ride race? I presume they mean naked folk riding bikes and not folk riding naked bikes :roll: I have gone into a few bicycle-related websites so presumably this is my reward!

http://nakedwiki.org/wiki/London

I cannot imagine, even in my wildest dreams, of meeting up with complete strangers with no clothes on!!!! I'm not at all inhibited and there's no part of my body I'm embarrassed about but I would prefer to stick pins in my eyeballs than ride a bicycle with out at least 2 layers of cloth between my very delicate private parts and the saddle. As well as comfort there are hygiene considerations… Sorry. :oops:

It has also been a very long time since my twin peaks could be allowed out and about unleashed, though I do support a fine pair. I would hazard a guess that most of the naked female bike riders will be flat-chested, young creatures, unlike myself.

And what about the British weather, the rain, the wind and the sunburn? Anyway, each to their own but here's the list should anyone be inclined to take part: (and Bobbie, there's one in your neck of the woods at the end of the month)

Http://nakedwiki.org/index.php?title=List_of_rides#UK


I should point out that there is some sort of political message to the event so in the light of the petrol discussion going on elsewhere on this forum, there may be a few Kintyre riders willing to sign up. All I can say is that there's nowt as queer as folk!!!!!! :roll:
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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:22 am

The only problem with naked bike riding is you have to be careful - - you don't want any parts dragging on the ground. I can think of only one thing less flattering than bike riding in spandex and that is bike riding naked :shock:
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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Sheik Yir Erse » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:21 pm

Bobbie En Tejas wrote:...... you don't want any parts dragging on the ground.


Bobbie - I get that all the time when cycling naked, it's a curse, but I've learned to live with it :wink:
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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:47 pm

lol

You need to pick your feet up!
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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Govangirl » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:13 pm

Sheik Yir Erse wrote:
Bobbie En Tejas wrote:...... you don't want any parts dragging on the ground.


Bobbie - I get that all the time when cycling naked, it's a curse, but I've learned to live with it :wink:


I JUST KNEW THERE WOULD BE SOMEONE PICKING UP ON YOUR COMMENT BOBBIE!!!!!!

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You need to pick your feet up!


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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Beachcomber » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:12 pm

Sheik Yir Erse wrote:
Bobbie En Tejas wrote:...... you don't want any parts dragging on the ground.

Bobbie - I get that all the time when cycling naked, it's a curse, but I've learned to live with it :wink:

Surely you could contrive some kind of 'jockey-wheel' contraption that would be an aid to smooth rolling? ;)
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Re: Naked Bike Ride Season starts today

Postby Sheik Yir Erse » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:46 pm

I'm trying to have my normal wheelbarrow modified to cope with demands of cycling :wink: :oops: :lol:
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