David Beckham

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Everyone has a skeleton in their wardrobe.Beckham takes his with him.

[Bitter End]

Well Well now ,dont we all ? itherwise we wid be jist like amoebae !

[LANDROVER ROGER]

At the risk of overstating the bleeding obvious.I was referring to his wife

[Bitter End]

Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

I think that I need help here!

[Govangirl]

Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

That's a good one, Bitter End. I should put that up on my classroom wall: 'Keep chewin oan the learning baws'

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

That's a good one, Bitter End. I should put that up on my classroom wall: 'Keep chewin oan the learning baws'

Please help a Sassenach!

[Bitter End]

Well here we go then;
Ther wis a crofter sittin rollin the learnin baws roon the bowl in the Rat Stane
whin along cam a toorist ,possibly wi a landrover
whats is it that you are doing ?,my good man, asks he
Rollin the learnin baws ,ten quid a time replies the crofter
Oh I will have 2 thank you says the toorist ,and sterts chewin!
Chr--t! tastes like sheep sh-t! he exclaims
Ah thets very smert replies the crofter
Yer learnin noo Aye yer definitely learnin!

[Bitter End]

An yee'll fun the Rat Stane unner the Local History section!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Priceless!

[Govangirl]

Well here we go then;
Ther wis a crofter sittin rollin the learnin baws roon the bowl in the Rat Stane
whin along cam a toorist ,possibly wi a landrover
whats is it that you are doing ?,my good man, asks he
Rollin the learnin baws ,ten quid a time replies the crofter
Oh I will have 2 thank you says the toorist ,and sterts chewin!
Chr--t! tastes like sheep sh-t! he exclaims
Ah thets very smert replies the crofter
Yer learnin noo Aye yer definitely learnin!

Best ever! Brilliant, Bitter End!