Wedding Confession

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Wedding Confession

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:46 pm

On the night of the wedding,the bride says to her new husband."I have a confession to make.Before I met you I was a hooker."
He replied,"That`s O.K.,your past is your past, but now that you have told me,I do find it quite erotic.Please tell me about it."
She replied,"My name was Nigel and I played for Wigan." :shock:

(With apologies to any rugby playing trans-sexual brides reading this forum) :wink:
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Re: Wedding Confession

Postby Mary G » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:56 pm

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:(With apologies to any rugby playing trans-sexual brides reading this forum)


I must say, I do find the reformed, sensitive, caring-sharing, Landrover Roger a lot funnier than the old one ;-)
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Re: Wedding Confession

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:32 pm

Mary G wrote:
LANDROVER ROGER wrote:(With apologies to any rugby playing trans-sexual brides reading this forum)


I must say, I do find the reformed, sensitive, caring-sharing, Landrover Roger a lot funnier than the old one ;-)

You are very kind.Thank you. :)
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