The joys of getting older!

[bill]

Why do'nt we get funny posts like this anymore ?

[Reidiboy]

Because im never on here anymore

I will see what I can do!!!

[bigchang]

here's wan



Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot!

Call your zupervisor over.

I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"

[bill]

On the theme of getting older....I watched the film "The Bucket List" starring two of my fav actors,Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

There is one scene where Nicholson gives an insight into the aging process

1) Never pass a bathroom

2)Never waste an erection

3)Never trust a fart

[bill]

I'm going for a 2 litre bottle....................


http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tbVPblOmBqk

[LANDROVER ROGER]

I'm going for a 2 litre bottle....................


http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tbVPblOmBqk

Make mine a gallon!