Just on Sky news, another bank has folded !

[maxmix]

When is it going to end ?



































The Bank of Origami based in Tokyo has folded, and reports of The Bank of Sumo is likely to go belly up shortly as well.



maxmix

[LANDROVER ROGER]

The rest of the business world is also experiencing after-shocks.Pedigree Pet Foods have called in the retrievers.Chivers Jelly Company is looking slightly wobbly.Domestos is going down the pan.
Stop Press.......Tokyo Kamikaze Bank has just crashed!

[ionnsaigh]

Beacham Powders factory, in Aitkenhead Road is closing.
Up at the bakery - they have stopped making short bread any longer.

[hugh]

The barber's shop is making cuts and Beethoven's decomposing.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Something fishy going on at Tokyo Bank of Sushi.

The Tokyo Bank of Feng Shui seems to have lost direction.

Superglue company is looky sticky.

Conversely,Lucas Industries,manufacturer`s of vehicle headlamp bulbs state that the road ahead looks quite bright.

[hugh]

...And astronomy's still looking up, but there's bad news for people travelling to Bath on the M4. The M4 doesn't go to Bath.

[ionnsaigh]

The paper shop has just blown away.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Huggies are in the s**t.

[hugh]

Butchers are facing the chop, bakers are short of dough and the candlestick maker's business has gone into meltdown.

P.S. L.R....D'you do cheap Canyoneros?

[hugh]

Oh, and the coalman's got the sack.

[£3.73]

The crisis deepens more breaking news ... the world's oldest profession is going tits up !!!

And the undertaking business is dead & buried.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Kenwood Blenders and Food Processors have just gone in to liquidisation.

Campbell`s are in the soup.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Things are being wrapped up at Sellotape.

[EMDEE]

I've never really liked puns!



Unless of course it's a pun o' mince!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

I've never really liked puns!



Unless of course it's a pun o' mince!

What is your stance on quips?