New American Government Seal

[Martin]

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the
American Bald Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Also now a politician has changed her name to Condomeeza Rice.