Danger at the Supermarket

[The Hitman]

Police are currently carrying out investigations at Tesco's the Co-Op and Asda after all the boxes of corn flakes, and rice krispies were found to be ripped and smashed. The first incident happened at Tesco's on friday night, Co-op on Saturday night and Asda on Sunday night.

Police believe the signs point to a cereal killer!!!

[Govangirl]

I once had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.
Being most intrigued by this machine,I asked if I could be allowed to work the machine but the manager refused, saying, "Sorry Mrs, but baggers can't be juicers."