Sheik Yir Erse wrote:What about equally as informative if pointless signs on the A82/A83
"Timber lorries! Go ahead and career round corners in the middle of the road at 65mph! Everyone else has bought special narrow cars to swerve into the gutter."
"Foreign drivers! Remember, in Scotland we're an easy going bunch! Drive on the left, drift over and drive on the right, either is fine by us."
"Elderly tourists! It's fine to drive at 25mph going 'ooh' and 'aah' at the scenery! It's not like most of the 21 mile queue behind you is on their way to work."
"Neds in Clios! Yes, the A83 is a brilliant place to show off your élite speedy driving skills! For your convenience, the Inveraray funeral directors' number is..."
"Music fans! Put on a CD! You can't hear Argyll FM for another 86 miles and when you do, it'll be playing either Doctor n'the Tardis or another terrible one-hit wonder from 1981."