Supermarket warning ! ! !

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Supermarket warning ! ! !

Postby Ticketty Boo! » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:40 pm

Supermarket warning ...................
Dear All,

This is serious.. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European'scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.. Don't be niaive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially as this cold weather is making it very obvious they're not wearing anything underneath.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case up the road to Tesco. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then, when you arrive in the car park, and stop to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on November 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th. Could not find them on the 30th. Also in December on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, twice on the 5th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £2.99 each
Ye'll huv hud yer tea?
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Re: Supermarket warning ! ! !

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:45 pm

Brilliant!Hook,Line and Sinker! :D
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Re: Supermarket warning ! ! !

Postby Lossit Lass » Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Suppose they held a war and nobody came?
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