elderly wit

[Bitter End]

. took my 92 year old father to the mall to buy him a pair of shoes.





We'd decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager setting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors, green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring
at him and the teenager would find him looking at him every time.



When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked, "Whats the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad,
I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response,
knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an
eye in his response.



"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you
were my son"?

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Superb!

[Lossit Lass]

love it!!!!!