Questions that keep me up at night

[numberplease]

Another is "At this moment in time", why not say "Now"? And "Basically", how many people being interviewed can`t utter more than a sentence without that word in it!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Another is "At this moment in time", why not say "Now"? And "Basically", how many people being interviewed can`t utter more than a sentence without that word in it!

I think that all this started with"politician speak".Ever noticed how many times politicians use the words"Now look"when trying to stress a point or take control in an interview?

[hugh]

Why do newsreaders regularly invent new pronunciations for foreign names and cities when they can't even pronounce Islay properly? Who they trying to kid? God knows how they'll handle Bellochantuy if it ever makes the news.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

How come supermarket"dry cure"bacon is full of water?

[Bobh]

Roger. Oops, sorry.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

How is it that when we walk in the rain if we hunch our shoulders and frown we somehow stay dry?

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Why does the word"monosyllable"contain more than one syllable?

[Lossit Lass]

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

What do people in China call their good plates?

[Govangirl]

That last one made me laugh out loud!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Courtesy of The Times.

"Just exactly where is the last resort?"

"How are the mighty fallen?"

"What is the speed of dark?"

"If you cut a crumb in half,do you get two new crumbs or two halves of a crumb?"

"Why don`t sheep shrink in the rain?"

[Lossit Lass]

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

[LANDROVER ROGER]

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

If these questions keep you awake at night,you will not yawn in your sleep. (unless you sleep by day)

[Lossit Lass]

If these questions keep you awake at night,you will not yawn in your sleep. (unless you sleep by day)

Excellant point Not much gets by you does it Roger

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Depends what route he's on.

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Ever noticed how many times politicians use the words"Now look"when trying to stress a point or take control in an interview?

Bloody rude, that is.