RECESSION TIP

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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby Govangirl » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:39 pm

Domestos is an ideal substitute for Blue Curaco, and far less pricey. It gives any cocktail a bit of 'oomph' too!

Oh and Mums, make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with ten woodlice.
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:55 am

Do not spend your hard-earned cash on expensive chewing gum.Put a spot of your tooth paste on a rubber band.Lasts for ages.
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon May 25, 2009 9:53 am

Dog owners.Do not waste money buying expensive leads and collars.Make your dog walk backwards and hold it`s tail.
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby hugh » Mon May 25, 2009 9:58 am

Save money on household bills. Become an M.P.
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon May 25, 2009 10:05 am

hugh wrote:Save money on household bills. Become an M.P.

Brilliant! :lol:
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby Govangirl » Mon May 25, 2009 11:18 am

hugh wrote:Save money on household bills. Become an M.P.


:lol: THAT'S DEF THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!! WELL DONE!
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby £3.73 » Tue May 26, 2009 6:24 pm

:@
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby hugh » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:48 pm

Wanna meet all sorts of interesting people while earning a little extra cash? Get a job in a late-night kebab shop.
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Re: RECESSION TIP

Postby hugh » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:52 pm

Want to get in touch with long-lost relatives? Win the lottery.
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