He notes that one wall is covered with clocks.He asks St.Peter what they are for.St.Peter states that they are lie-clocks.Every time someone lies it is recorded by a 1 minute movement of the hand.He looks at one clock labelled Mother Theresa.The big hand is on twelve and has not moved.St.Peter explains that as she never told a lie,the clock has not altered.Another clock has the name Abraham Lincoln.It has moved forward two minutes.St.Peter explains that he only ever told two lies.
The man notes that the clock over Gordon Brown`s name plate is missing.He asks St.Peter why.
St.Peter replies,"God has that one in his office.He uses it as a fan to keep him cool."
