The Amazing Scotsman

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The Amazing Scotsman

Postby Bitter End » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:52 pm

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'.

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.

Again, the centre ring was illuminated.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.

The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and
shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts"?

"Well laddie," said the Scot, "Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be."
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: The Amazing Scotsman

Postby katya » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:30 am

Hahahaha! Nice one Bitter, that's hilarious!
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Re: The Amazing Scotsman

Postby numberplease » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Amazing Scotsman

Postby daftdog » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:15 pm

Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope everyone keeps the jokes coming, as its a long, long winter here in Finland and i need something to remind me there is a sense of humour just past the snow :lol:
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Re: The Amazing Scotsman

Postby Lossit Lass » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Suppose they held a war and nobody came?
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