The Heidless Horseman's Politically Correct Thread

[The Heidless Horseman]

Help yourselves!

[chrisduffy]

From me ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee") please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour,
age,physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or
sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wisher are acknowledged.This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes.This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This greeting is warranted to perform as may be reasonably expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall come first.
This greeting is made under current UK and European Laws.



Cheers

Chris

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Hilarious, Chris, but not so politically correct I'm afraid.

Too bad your greeting excluded ALL those below the equator, as the winter solstice is only in the northern hemisphere, it is summer solstice down there. You have failed, Chris Lawsuit to follow.

[dgraves]

Is this a politically correct ad?