living to 80

Welcome to the House of Fun- try our puzzles, questions and heid burstin teasers! Please add yours!

living to 80

Postby Bitter End » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:40 pm

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
Bitter End
Forum Addict
Forum Addict
 
Posts: 1103
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:45 pm
Location: below the depths o' degradation an slowly sinkin


Re: living to 80

Postby katya » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:32 pm

Hahaha too true Bitter :D
katya
Quite a Regular
Quite a Regular
 
Posts: 237
Joined: Sat May 03, 2008 12:09 pm



Return to House of fun

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests