A fishermans tale

[Bitter End]

The testicles of a Campbeltown fisherman hurt and ached almost
all the time. Although embarrassed about his problem, the cretur
finally went to a doctor and told him about his problem..

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The man dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the cretur
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the man to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor
once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side..........then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The cretur was so scared he was
afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not
hurt. The doctor then told him to walk around the examining
room to see if his testicles still hurt. The fisherman was absolutely
delighted as he walked around and discovered his 'boys' were no longer
aching.

The doctor said, " How does that feel now? "

The fisherman replied, "Right Sprush Doc, and I didna even feel it. Hoot did you dae?

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your "waders"