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[Ship called Dignity]

I in fact am Bubbly Jock

Aha! So it's all come out now

Is Davie P also Bochan Mor? That last posting by the Bochan's said that himself and bubbly boarded and lodged wae Davie, and enjoyed Mrs P's Femhoose cooking. Is this a coincidence?

I think this must have been the first time Mrs Pea has left Davie alone for a while, and he's spent the whole afternoon in the Comm. Unwittingly, he has returned home, crancked up the old PC and put his hand up to his alter egos. It should be remembered that he has already put his hand up to at least a quarter bochan / crofter blood.

As for the smell at Bruised Heid, that is partially due to the fact that it is sandwiched between Shieldhall and the sewerage farm at the airport.

Aye very good BO - sorry LO If I was half as clever as the likes of Bubbly and Bochan then I would be happy. For one I would have to be unemployed to be either of these two characters! Que the return....

Right Pongal - an efternoon in the Comm - aye chance would be a fine thing but for some reason wee Lorne is naw too keen getting smoked oot by the likes of the great Geechy, Cully, Martin Castillo from Miami Vice (aka Colin Duncan) etc while Dusty tries to lick his face! So no these days are long gone - but I did go out at night time for the Comm dinner

PS - Jean definitely said the smell was from you - said it was that bad you had three harpics tied tae yer ar$e.

[Right Pongal]

PS - Jean definitely said the smell was from you - said it was that bad you had three harpics tied tae yer ar$e.

Maybe it was that Vindaloo that I had the night before. However, I think I must be going droll, because I'm damn nearly sure that I saw Blue Bottles, and they were following Mrs P up the escalotor in Marks & Spencers.

P.S. Bad luck Davie, she walked straight past the gents section on the ground floor. Like Mrs Pongal, she maybe needs to remember: A husband if for Christmas, not just to finance all the other good things in life.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

I can only hope the elderly gent in question is seeking legal advice.

I saw the incident and the gentleman had a long white beard and the old banger was a sleigh and the shopping falling out was presents for the children but only true believers of Santa could see this.

Poor Santa, but lucky him he wasn't in the states where he'd have been thrown up against the wall, stripped down to his green tights, suspicious packages confiscated and blown up, and he arrested for illegal entry, no legal advice to be had! Who knows when we'd have heard from him again!

[Malky]

Who knows when we'd have heard from him again!

He'd have been wearing a orange suit, not red

Malky

[4th gen Suthen']

no doubt eating A apple as well

[morenish]

just found this thread

pardon me for being a bit late but it reminded me of a saying in the english navy(bruttish) "if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined"

[take_a_pop]

Well whit hae a been miss'in, ave jeest been reed'in the locked chrissy lite's threed, an a discover that geeser the WORKING CLASS HERO, cum's oan an mak's a comment aboot Sweltered and hees bro Jack, stirs up a hornets nest then stans bak an laffs when Pete Reek, Willy Wonka,an Sweltered awe git nuckle rapped fae the board for thur reply's.
Seems tae me D.p an Co, yur rappin the rang nuckles, whoots yur reason fur litten him aff wae it, did yae go to the same manki wee skool as him.
Hav'in sed that, they's bruthers are ower the top onyway, an that Reek lakes tae git in hees tuppence worth, so they deserve whoot they got.
An as fur the Wonker fla, we'll less sed aboot him the bet'er,ah ken whoot gem he's pley'in, thank gud he's naw oan the board.
OR IS HE Ye jeest dunno who's who enymer.
Thank ma bob a ken who i am.

[Ship called Dignity]

Seems tae me D.p an Co, yur rappin the rang nuckles, whoots yur reason fur litten him aff wae it, did yae go to the same manki wee skool as him.

Whatever are you gibbering on about T A P?

Seems to me you are rapping the wrong knuckles and I may add you are quoting me personally - misuse of the AUP!!!

I'll nip up and see you at Auchinlee the morrow Pops - keep rockin

[take_a_pop]

Whoots AUP ? ift its summit tae dae wae an auper girly, then ye can tell me mer the morra. al need tae go noo, matrons ring'in her bell, or it cuid bee the buzzer if sumwans locked in the loo, a best awa an see.
Yuil be tackin a wee sherry up the morra fur me then D.p will ye.
Hope ye all hud a guid new year.

[Right Pongal]

Whoots AUP ? ift its summit tae dae wae an auper girly, then ye can tell me mer the morra. al need tae go noo, matrons ring'in her bell, or it cuid bee the buzzer if sumwans locked in the loo, a best awa an see.
Yuil be tackin a wee sherry up the morra fur me then D.p will ye.
Hope ye all hud a guid new year.

Stop right there Davie P. Its the season to abstain now, so don't let Auld Pop palm you off with any of his nonsense about the Auld New Year. I heard the matron is beat pouring bottles doon the sluice, and its naw the same bottles that she's lifting in all the other rooms.

It's time the auld fla smertened himself up and towed the line (SW of Carra). If the rest of them followed suit, you'd naw be needing help to administer this forum, it would be Jeest Pongal. Here I'm away, thon Halle Berry's jeest appeared on 007 and its upset my pacemaker!

[Pete Reek]

Eddie Ted

[general jack o'niell]

[Thewetman]

Is it jeest me or hus this board noo got more mods than Quadrophenia !