as for coffin dodgers in the village i think maybe the man in question bought it himself on ebay an didna check the size!?
you'd think he'd have twigged buyin it from a guy called petscoffins.com, mind you it sounds lake a carradale wurd???
as for the folk takin pot shots at big malky, if they missed a target that size they shouldny have a gun
aye theres that much trouble here even the bochans are lying low......................well he's quiet anyway...............................hhmmmmm he's either locked in his new caboodle or he's got somthin to dae wi all this trouble, has enybudy checked to see if gerry pit the door handle on in the inside?








