Words

[LANDROVER ROGER]

A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one.

[Malky]

2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says, "Do you smell fish?"

Malky

[howlsatthemoon]

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

[EMDEE]

Two bulls standing in a field, one says to the other "It's a freezing today, I think I'll go back to the steading and slip into a jersey".

[Malky]

2 cannibals eating a clown and one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Malky

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Two fish in a tank.One says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?"

[Mary G]

Walking through London once, I was asked by a tourist: "Do you know the Battersea dog's home?".

I replied "I didn't even know it was away."

[Govangirl]

A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one.

A Sound Engineer was watching on the other side of the bar so he gave her 1,2

[Govangirl]

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path ...

[witchnettle]

why was 6 scared ?
cos 7 8 9 x

[EMDEE]

Two women were discussing their respective husbands:

First woman says “My husband’s a ship’s captain, he works for Cunard.”

Second woman says “My husband’s a builder, he works quite hard too”.