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Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:20 am

A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one. :?
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Re: Words

Postby Malky » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:18 pm

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2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Re: Words

Postby howlsatthemoon » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:45 pm

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
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Re: Words

Postby EMDEE » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:48 am

Two bulls standing in a field, one says to the other "It's a freezing today, I think I'll go back to the steading and slip into a jersey". :oops: :lol:
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Re: Words

Postby Malky » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:17 am

2 cannibals eating a clown and one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Re: Words

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:31 am

Two fish in a tank.One says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?" :roll:
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Re: Words

Postby Mary G » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:13 am

Walking through London once, I was asked by a tourist: "Do you know the Battersea dog's home?".

I replied "I didn't even know it was away."

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Re: Words

Postby Govangirl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:06 pm

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one. :?


A Sound Engineer was watching on the other side of the bar so he gave her 1,2 :lol:
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Re: Words

Postby Govangirl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:24 pm

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path ... :lol:
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Re: Words

Postby witchnettle » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:18 am

why was 6 scared ?
cos 7 8 9 x
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Re: Words

Postby EMDEE » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:11 pm

Two women were discussing their respective husbands:

First woman says “My husband’s a ship’s captain, he works for Cunard.”

Second woman says “My husband’s a builder, he works quite hard too”.

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