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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:57 pm

The Hitman wrote:Yes I agree, it is quite energising, it gives you a certain buzz (not lightyear! :wink: )

It has generated quite a bit of interest right enough!! :lol:

Hope it isn't terminal roger, one might thing you have had a humour AMPutation!! :lol:


I feel that the circuit is now complete.Nice contacts,time to switch?I am back down to earth now. :D
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby Buzz Lightyear » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:36 pm

I'm remaining neutral in the whole of this. However i am positively optomistic that this thread will come crashing down to earth with a bang.

So on that note i will leave this electrifying thread to you livewires.
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:14 pm

I'm all burnt out, sick plugging this thread, no need for an extension in my opinion.

It has been alright in the MAIN, though I think there has been too much ducting and diving!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:12 pm

The Hitman wrote:I'm all burnt out, sick plugging this thread, no need for an extension in my opinion.

It has been alright in the MAIN, though I think there has been too much ducting and diving!

Time to put it down the national grid then. :shock:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:51 pm

Aye work has been pylon up for quite some time then, and no amount of jokes will have it transforming into thi air!!!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:36 pm

That last one was quite good actually.
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:55 pm

Aye it was 2 horsepower! :lol:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby Govangirl » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:10 am

There was a woman down Campbeltown arrested last night for selling those batteries you know. She sells C cells on the sea shore.

Sorry, think I'll go ohm, couldn't resist it but I know what's watt now.
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby John A » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:55 am

Govangirl wrote:There was a woman down Campbeltown arrested last night for selling those batteries you know. She sells C cells on the sea shore.

Sorry, think I'll go ohm, couldn't resist it but I know what's watt now.


Was she charged?
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:01 am

No they found out she was actually selling fireworks so they let her off!! :wink:
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Re: USED BATTERIES/ETC.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:07 pm

A bus ticket attendant travelling on a bus in America was convicted of murdering a passenger.He was sentenced to the electric chair.He was strapped in and the switch was pulled.The current had no effect and he was allowed to go free.
A subsequent enquiry revealed that he was a bad conductor. :roll:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:32 pm

:L:L:L:L Hat's off to that one Roger!!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby Buzz Lightyear » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:08 pm

The Hitman wrote::L:L:L:L Hat's off to that one Roger!!


Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair :D
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:00 pm

Buzz Lightyear wrote:Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair :D


I'm afried that's not very nice!! :roll:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:14 pm

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Buzz Lightyear wrote:Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair :D


I'm afried that's not very nice!! :roll:

His last request,"Hold my hand." :shock:
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