USED BATTERIES

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Yes I agree, it is quite energising, it gives you a certain buzz (not lightyear! )

It has generated quite a bit of interest right enough!!

Hope it isn't terminal roger, one might thing you have had a humour AMPutation!!

I feel that the circuit is now complete.Nice contacts,time to switch?I am back down to earth now.

[Buzz Lightyear]

I'm remaining neutral in the whole of this. However i am positively optomistic that this thread will come crashing down to earth with a bang.

So on that note i will leave this electrifying thread to you livewires.

[The Hitman]

I'm all burnt out, sick plugging this thread, no need for an extension in my opinion.

It has been alright in the MAIN, though I think there has been too much ducting and diving!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

I'm all burnt out, sick plugging this thread, no need for an extension in my opinion.

It has been alright in the MAIN, though I think there has been too much ducting and diving!

Time to put it down the national grid then.

[The Hitman]

Aye work has been pylon up for quite some time then, and no amount of jokes will have it transforming into thi air!!!

[A Horse called Juan Face]

That last one was quite good actually.

[The Hitman]

Aye it was 2 horsepower!

[Govangirl]

There was a woman down Campbeltown arrested last night for selling those batteries you know. She sells C cells on the sea shore.

Sorry, think I'll go ohm, couldn't resist it but I know what's watt now.

[John A]

There was a woman down Campbeltown arrested last night for selling those batteries you know. She sells C cells on the sea shore.

Sorry, think I'll go ohm, couldn't resist it but I know what's watt now.

Was she charged?

[The Hitman]

No they found out she was actually selling fireworks so they let her off!!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

A bus ticket attendant travelling on a bus in America was convicted of murdering a passenger.He was sentenced to the electric chair.He was strapped in and the switch was pulled.The current had no effect and he was allowed to go free.
A subsequent enquiry revealed that he was a bad conductor.

[The Hitman]

:L:L:L:L Hat's off to that one Roger!!

[Buzz Lightyear]

:L:L:L:L Hat's off to that one Roger!!

Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair

[The Hitman]

Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair

I'm afried that's not very nice!!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Aye and thats what they told the bus conductor to do when they put him in the chair

I'm afried that's not very nice!!

His last request,"Hold my hand."